youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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calmthehood:

Everyone compares 5SOS to the powerpuff girls but I swear there are so many resemblances between them and the Aristocats. 

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Calum:

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Luke:

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Ashton:

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like just look 

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I rest my case.

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nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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